I always thought my left side was my good side. Obviously, I've been wrong all along.
Baby thinks my left side is ghetto. Every appointment we go to, there he is always squished into my bladder as far right as possible. Anytime I see a bulging body part, it's always on the right. It never fails, if I lay on my right side I squash his little paradise and he gives a hi-ya right back at me full force. If I lay on my left it's like those mattress commercials where the glass of wine withstands a bouncing bowling ball right next to it, he doesn't move an inch.
Baby thinks my left side is ghetto. Every appointment we go to, there he is always squished into my bladder as far right as possible. Anytime I see a bulging body part, it's always on the right. It never fails, if I lay on my right side I squash his little paradise and he gives a hi-ya right back at me full force. If I lay on my left it's like those mattress commercials where the glass of wine withstands a bouncing bowling ball right next to it, he doesn't move an inch.
Meet my ever-so-protruding right side. Yes, I do think my stomach is going to be permanently lopsided.
7 comments:
you're still beautiful to me! congrats, you only have 2 more months to go!!!
Not to mention his "baby-jealousy" :) He doesn't want his mommy to hold any other babies, hehe, what a character, can't wait to meet him!
You're belly looks great! :)
ha ha ha, I am literally laughing out loud. I read your title, and I am thinking WHAT IS SHE THINKING TALKING ABOUT THE SECRET DOOR? This is a public blog you know. Children could read this... ha ha ha.
haha your so funny! I remember that same feeling, mine was always bad if i layed on one side and he would like float to the other, it was so weird!
Yeah, it probably will be lopsided forever....too bad. ;)
Oh my goodness! Your little one will be here before you know it!!! How exciting! Do you have a name picked out?
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